Saturday, 12 January 2008

The Saga of Ryan and Jodie

"Ryan, I'm scared, what's happening?"
Jodie asks, a little bit unnerved. "Don't worry, Jodie, I'll protect you!" Brave Ryan whispers in her ear, trying to be brave.




"I don't like this at all" Jodie replies, "its like they are trying to make us sit on one bouncer, together!" "I know" says Ryan, "and all so that they can take pictures for their blog....parents, sigh! They're even making me lay on a pink blanket! Oh the shame!"





Ryan: "Oh no, Jodie, don't start crying, please?" Jodie: "I can't help it, you know how emotional I get when I can't have my own bouncer." Ryan: "Just hold it together, they must be almost done." Jodie: "I'm trying, sniff, really trying....sniff, sniff."


Ryan: "Awwww, cut! thats it, I quit. I can't work under these types of conditions! From now on, we each get our own bouncer. And I get a blue blanket! Contact my agent when you can meet my terms."