Ryan: "once upon a time there was a smart baby who pretended he couldn't read..."
"I hope my parents don't catch me reading"
When he finally saw us, we confronted him with this photographic evidence.... He just started chewing on the book.
Dad: "Hey Ryan, let me see that book you're reading"
Ryan: "Reading? what you talking about, I was just checking this book out for its nutritional value, you know...midnight snack, etc...goo goo gack. (the rest of what he said was unintelligible)"
