Father and Son

Baby Einstein?

So we left Ryan by himself in the room, and after not hearing any noise for a while, we sneaked a peek into the room and found him.....




Ryan: "once upon a time there was a smart baby who pretended he couldn't read..."





"I hope my parents don't catch me reading"



When he finally saw us, we confronted him with this photographic evidence.... He just started chewing on the book.


Dad: "Hey Ryan, let me see that book you're reading"

Ryan: "Reading? what you talking about, I was just checking this book out for its nutritional value, you know...midnight snack, etc...goo goo gack. (the rest of what he said was unintelligible)"

Ryan: Hunter, Giraffe: Hunted

One fine day in the Serengeti, The mighty lion Ryan stalks his unsuspecting Giraffe cuddly toy...


Ever closer, with his less-then-good intentions disguised by an innocent Gerber-baby look, Ryan closes in...

Yet the clever Giraffe manages to evade Ryan's advances....



And Ryan has to settle for a less then ideal snack.....

Christmas Pudding

The 100 Acre bed

Once upon a time in the hundred acre wood, there was an aspiring baby who thought that he could be the new Tigger. He turned Mama and Papa's bed into "the 100 acre bed" and surrounded himself with all the animals of the forest. There was only one flaw in his plan to be Tigger....he couldn't bounce. (But we won't tell him, cause he looks too darn cute.)


"That's right, keep taking the pictures. I'm expecting a call from Disney any day now, offering me a lifelong contract!"



"Help me, someone, anyone! I've seemed to have lost my bounce!"


"The wonderful thing about Ryans, is that Ryans are wonderful things."

The Saga of Ryan and Jodie

"Ryan, I'm scared, what's happening?"
Jodie asks, a little bit unnerved. "Don't worry, Jodie, I'll protect you!" Brave Ryan whispers in her ear, trying to be brave.




"I don't like this at all" Jodie replies, "its like they are trying to make us sit on one bouncer, together!" "I know" says Ryan, "and all so that they can take pictures for their blog....parents, sigh! They're even making me lay on a pink blanket! Oh the shame!"





Ryan: "Oh no, Jodie, don't start crying, please?" Jodie: "I can't help it, you know how emotional I get when I can't have my own bouncer." Ryan: "Just hold it together, they must be almost done." Jodie: "I'm trying, sniff, really trying....sniff, sniff."


Ryan: "Awwww, cut! thats it, I quit. I can't work under these types of conditions! From now on, we each get our own bouncer. And I get a blue blanket! Contact my agent when you can meet my terms."